i had a dream that i was working with my old pastor in his horse barn and we were only wearing our underwear my life is SO fucked up at the moment, in fact, for the last 2 years, that i just can't take it anymore..and these fuckers are really pushing me, i'm about to go out there with a megaphone, a baseball bat and some eggs asdasiuhdole fuck it whatever, you guys hate me so much i'll leave. so fucking sorry for breathing. sorry to you, sorry to my wife, sorry to everyone else in my life whom i somehow disappoint. Got dip? seriously, this is supposed to be IRC no a fucking soap opera ordered 3axis driver today motors are in my bedroom. i can start building a frame and finding some... belt wheels and a belt now 'I have motors, they are in my bedroom.. come little boy' ^- Probley woulda falling for that as a kid too :( How would you place a capacitor into a circuit? sideways Outlawvas, carefully! Outlawvas, cunningly should the following code set all the ports on PORTB high? int main (void) { } ooooh, slackware install fails at xorg config one thing i miss about having a girlie is when they say 'ergh it's running down my leg' after you've unloaded (sarcastic, to renesis) got any water analogies for quantum mechanics? there is no hope for you renesis duh, im like 7 years past my freeze by date "Intel's new flagship manufacturing plant in Israel, Fab-28, currently under construction in Kiryat Gat, will produce the new 45 nm chips beginning sometime in late 2008" <@TekniQue> stu: JEWS DID CORE2? the only thing i can fuck hard at the moment is myself, and my wallet no true rasta has a cnc unless it rolls spliffs I think when people hang out in #electronics long enough their cycles sync up. < DX^> anyone been to a chiropractic before for neck pain < mobilestu> i have dx < mobilestu> i had a cracking time < DX^> mobilestu: Did he fix it < mobilestu> dx not really < mobilestu> it was kinda odd. < mobilestu> when he stuck his cock in < mobilestu> oh er < DX^> mobilestu: it is odd isn't it < DX^> but I will try anything < DX^> I'm so sick of this shit i wish i could ignorantly indulge in the fantasy-world a real man never sits down (on the john) < ^DX^> lots of things just need duct tape <^DX^> I have a dragon and I've never used it I DEMAND YOU BECOME AN ENGINEER My dad walked in just when Goatse popped up I eat mainly bell peppers if you want to hear a cool electrical sound, take one of those generic psu cables like those used on PCs, jam cables into the 2 mains parts of it, connect the cables to alligator clips connect the allegator clips (physically in parallel) to each side of a 74xx chip in DIP connect the computer psu cable to an outlet with a switch to turn off on (that is a few feet away) enjoy so basically, connect mains to a 74-ttl IC? he was the one touching it, i was on the other side of the room well technically hte 74-ttl IC didn't really get the power... the mains arc'd between the 2 allegator clips! but the clips were so close they arc'd the chip was severely damaged of course i printed out a paper that said "AC + IC = No C", taped the chips to it and slid it under a prof's door < renesis> yeah NCH you would do low side < renesis> or use some sort of erotic gate driver < Professor> granted, my scope records permanent records by way of polaroid film I jack off usually like 9 times a day and drink it interesting < seravitae> i cried because of irc once < Unit41> seti project was actually an ai DUDE OMG roach in my showr I have never moved so fast in my life < renesis> steppers like, neeeeeiiigrgrararararagaragara[g81]PEOWPEOWPEOWneneneneeeeiiiiiiiiiidddduuuuuuuuuPEOWPEOWPEOWPEOWPEOPWPEOW < hacked``> anyone here currently failing in life < stu> hacked`` just type /lusers < mcarp> whats up? < Blackmoon> the sky < mcarp> then i assume you are NOT aboard the ISS yea dongs I can live with i boffed a thick nurse named fairchild she went bitch and then turned into a robot my uncle is a TV hiiiiiiiiiiiii ... SignOff JoeLlama: #electronics (Client Quit) she'd always let me eat the semen too, very nice of her' < stu> my shrink told me to ban you renesis < stu> he said it'd fix things < stu> you could always have an internet break < renesis> what do you think school and sleep are? < ^DX^> HHA -!- ^DX^ is now known as DX^ < DX^> I just blew a breaker < DX^> and a 2mm diameter hole in this board < DX^> mains is scary < pAth0s> you're not really alive either, you died a few minutes ago < pAth0s> we're part of your hell < stu> new pc status: built < stu> vista status: burning furiously < DX^> DUDE < DX^> why don't you run lunix < stu> because i don't insert my own penis into my anus < Whapon> My house wiring has continuity between neutral and ground... is that OK? black i can handle payphone collecting is so much fun < stu> hm poo time -!- mobilestu [~stu@89.192.82.195] has joined #electronics < mobilestu> hi < mobilestu> from trap 1 < mobilestu> my favourite! -!- mobilestu [~stu@89.192.82.195] has quit [Quit: wmIRC] < stu> oops < stu> trap #1 is now out of action and then I killed my cat by injecting her with air. < BlackMoon> I see dead people!... at -250c < stu> moon can fart and reset a pic < BlackMoon> stu: I save money on reset buttons that way im just trolling I like black hahahahahahahaha I just did hte coolest thing ever I punched a shed to the ground in crysis Charles:\" NICE! i love you sexyman lame, use her.. hmm.. I completely forget the name of it.. that little nub on womens viginas. < Shieeet> i have tv i need to fix.. it doesnt turn on what should i try first? submurge in water? < Rab> Affirmative. Best way is to fill the bathtub. Remove your clothes first so they don't get wet, and sit in the bath to maintain a firm grip on the television set. hahahah that was funny as hell I just killed some golem in oblivion on a mountian side < avrFreak2> Stewie seems to be upset. Maybe we shoudl call Peter or Brian the Dog to calm hium down *hahahahaha* < avrFreak2> Apparently Stewie doesn't like it when we talk about him fucking the Queen < seravitae> .. * seravitae fires up the popcorn maker < cheater> i bet if i wore an avrfreak t-shirt around london someone would punch me within a week < macegr> i believe that cat's tails are some sort of symbiotic organism < macegr> it's not actually part of the cat it was so long and hard < skuggi> It's not homework, it's helping a friend who is studying for an exam. < stu> tek has a pressure transducer in his cock so when he grabs it, youporn opens in a browser < Rab> The trick is to position yourself to receive the weight of the crowdsurfer, and then drop them on their head. does anyone know where i can find the pdf file for an LBI838? google? yeah i could do that. except i get crappy IC 'chip-mart' results and no pdf files. *EVEN* if i search for; "LBI838 pdf" or use the "-filetype:pdf" extension That's because you need to be looking for LB1838: http://www.datasheetarchive.com/pdf-datasheets/Datasheets-29/DSA-579169.pdf < cads> I'd like to make a device that can tell whether you're enjoying yourself at a given moment <@stu> strap a tilt sensor to your penis < irzbid> your head has that adorable sideways testicle shape stu I did some research and several people say there is a component on the power supply board that may be dry. How would I go about lubricating the component? < macegr> it's not gay if it's with a robot cool, I'm an XML developer you make no sense, sir < seravitae> Warning: Entity "sera" contains only dangling pins < cyclinder> piezoelectric laser ion generator < cyclinder> is it dangerous for eye contact? < DX^> as soon as it's old enough to pop out a baby < DX^> it's old enough to get dicked I AM A wikipedo i ran into HD44780 last night, looking at some surplus 16x2 LCDs 16x2? wtf does that mean 2 inches thick? wich way is the pot normally, with the three terminals upright, or down? I'm a jew i am too I was lying, die jew i dont care DIE WHITEY are you responsible for making decisions on virtualization in any company no, im responsible for feeding the cat but sometimes i dont Welcome to #windows2000 | aww. . . . . ain't that cute, the itty bitty morons with @s can ban people Welcome to #Windows2000 | ALL QUESTIONS == / msg avrFreak HEY MORON, (insert rest of question)? * macegr bites into a Taco Bell (tm) Chalupa and contemplates the workings of the universe i just wanted to say, i love you guys why would anyone sue me I never leave the house :) hmm.... i have seen articles on using toaster ovens for solder paste reflow, is the any reason you couldn't use a microwave instead? i missed the nonsense, i was in a meeting i am glad you've put me in my place, danielson on the internet. do you ever fart, and it makes it's way around your balls < modulator> going through a tunnel while on the subway was a mindfuck... SSH connection drops, i note the tunnel i'm going through, and immediately 'HAHAHA SSH TUENNELS NOT SUPPARTAD' crosses my mind < Rab> I work in academia...pointless communist software is like our core value. <@kevtris> digikey is my electronic drug supplier < DX^> if you wanted the tools to solve 99% of EE problems, you'd know predicate functional calculus of one and multivariables, vector calculus, partial differential equations, ordinary differential equations, abstract vector spaces and complex analysis < DX^> that's all you need < DX^> and while I truly love the mathematics, if you wanted to strengthen your EE skills, you'd take more physics classes installing HyperV server inside vmware. < seravitae> hi timecop i herd u like virtual pcs so i installed a virtual pc in your virtual pc so you can compute while you compute < stu> creating visios is my day job :( Well, given the vast number of morons I have on /ignore here, and the general lack of technical discussion and expertise I am seeing, I think I am otu of here pretty much for good (18/12/08) Is your PC properly grounded? well that is what my technician said as well I did it just 2 hours ago single cable for like 10 seconds is this time enouph? <@kevtris> on the 12th day of xmess the power company gave to me... <@kevtris> 12 insulators, 11 feet of wire, 10 disconnections, 9 broken feeders, 8 generators, 7 power stations, 6 shiny pole pigs.. fiiiiiive electric zaps <@kevtris> 4 blown caps, 3 hundred volts, 2 power surges and a disconnected primary < ahmed> i really need any job because my dad has hepatits C < ahmed> i wanna pay on family < ahmed> that's why i need to do the project he needs americans claim their land by urinating on it, like dogs < AVRFreak> fuck you, avrPhreaq ttmustang: you are a low-life scu, of the Earth slimeball ttmustang: .... my other health issues appear also to be either hereditary or the result of accidental injuries whe I was younger < Sculptor> 'chuck norris uses 0% tolerance resistors' anyone here familiar with the arduino Failduino Tarduino is any of those better than arduino DX^ had no simpathy for me because i collected tea bags when i was a kid < DX^> wtf < DX^> theres a mexican on my balcony 12\" is all you need? < CCFL_Man> you'll never need a new router for atleast 15 or 20 years < AVRFreak> Circulating Hot Water is a VERY inefficieint approach to heating...you must li ve in a building at least 50 years olg, Tek < timecop> do i need someshit to turn 50ohm shit into 75ohm shit < timecop> for RF plugs < seravitae> im gussing a 25 ohm shit adapter well, off to watch a movie onj the Origins of Negro Gospel Music i'm on myspace ... avrPhreaq is now known as Assholes ... Assholes [~tjkeller1@209-47-142-187.real.ca] has left #electronics [] < avrPhreaq> intellect + Google = comprehension wow i have like no idea waht im doing. <[Hideki]> I pity the fool who has to pay for updates to his expensive proprietary software because he (or she) didn't go with an open source alternative and a clue Yes, I am angry. I aM Always angry when confronted with morons who will afovcate for money over people I am putting these morons on ignore...anyone who would buy into their bullshit is already beyond hoep of redemption anyway <4>cnxt_base_drv: module license 'Proprietary. Send bug reports to support@conexant.com' taints kernel. *IF* I were intertested in jacking off, cardiac arrest would not be of much concern...but *I* don't need to, *I* have a wife, whom I love, and who lovex me, so up yours, ALONE BOY Brucee: I gave you more time and energy than anyone else in here, you dumb fucking SHIT. *WHY* are you unwilling to demand the seller demosntrate them functiionally>? im about to fuckign rage out on my desk < avrPhreaq> msg 1nico phu k you too < Rab> grep " lol" ~/.irssi/logz/2009/\#electronics.0*|wc -l 26 < Rab> (26) I underwent a neuro-psychological evaluation two weeks ago. My IQW has slipped a little. I used to be in the 99th percentile, across the board...now I am in the 98th percentile in a few columns. Where is yours, asshole? < throwt> are there any sorts of breadboards that let you put micros on them? < stu> all of them? < stu> as long as its a pdip chip! <@kevtris> they have special anti-micro sensing devices in them <@kevtris> if you plug a micro in, the board will eject it and emit a ptoo sound at the same time < avrPhreaq> stu: HORSESHIT what the FUCK???? what ias the fucking link Hardon just sent? it is playing musixc I don't like, and I can't find a way to shut it up. (I didn ;t even have a browser session open) throwt: I think I'll code a throwt killer, and then a stu killer stuie justv loves doing that,w asting space on the bot server...asshole the topic for this channel however, is electronics < Froolap> Ohm-Guru how do I get the active low clock of the 4017? * Rab (Ohm-Guru voice) READ THE DATASHEET MY SON ignore timecop...his connection with reality is tneuous, at best Hatrix: ALl I know is I am older than all of you, by a large margin for most of you, I am more educated than all of you (anyone else hin here have 17.5 years of University education under their belts?), and I am mmore intelligent than all bout perhaps 2% of you (statisitcally likely, in any case). avrPhreaq: isnt you that have like 17 years of education^ smiltee: yes, but I left University over 25 years ago Agreed. Degrees prove nothing excpe that you can kiss arse and brownnose long enouogh to get the paper. kevtris: one reason I have no degrees. Also why I always considered studying for tests a form of cheating. so what did you go to college for for that long if you didn't get d the only thing I'd like to kiss you with is a large 4x4 with HUGE nails in it I am done with this stinking, rotting excuse for humanity. < avrPhreaq> Stu is lucky I don't live in GB....his face would look a lot like scrambled eggs, if I did. are you one of those faggots. {<[Hideki]>} rm -rf /mnt/timecop/ < spid0r> I will freak you like an animal, putting my sting in you sideways. I will hit you up doggy-style until the sun comes up. I will whisper in your ear that you are the most precious, sexiest gift of God that has ever existed in all of creation. And I will do it in sheets made of the most exotic European satin. My dad raped me when i was 3. what do you have stored on your PCH about 400gigs of animu Thanks, timecop *)hug(* *hee hee* *duck and run* *WHOOHOO* The SLIC circuits from Si will do exatly what I wanted...thanksd, timecop! I take back all the nasty things I have said about you! `nico: when one is constantly being attacked for being an idiot, and one KNOWS himself, by actual testing, to be inthe 99th percentil intellectually, yes, onbe finds oneself compelled to defend one's ointelligence masterfoo: I am considering writing a book on what it is like to have lived with Asperger's SAyndrom for 54 years, and not know it <@stu> i have a video of a cyber-goth chick masturbating whilst demonstrating how to use nmap < __Aegis__> friends don't let friends use 741's While I disliek Winblows a lot, I am (sorry to have to admit it), upon my return to linuxland,m havving,m at least for the nonce, a veruy poor user experience timecop: go stick a dong up your dick `nico: I have very poor social skills, a deficit to which I honestly and readily admt you know what fuck you guys, i came to get ideas and you fuckers just bitch about stupid shit FUCK ... SignOff Hack3: #electronics fine. FUCK you grow up and learn that abuse of @s does NOT make hou cool baby boy someday, you're going to find the courage top act like that to someone's face, and you're going to end up in a hospital You are a poor fool who can't handle the power of an @ without abusing it. I fell sorry for you, you pathetic pile of shite. I'll be back, you can't keep me out im not trolling i swear. http://www.kayanee.com/updates/comps/comp_02.jpg you like that? i do windows server was too complicated for me so i used freebsd bbl, wife screaming oh, Kevtris: I now have a formal diagnosis from a licensed neuropsychologist, byt the by, I not only have Asperger's, I have a severe case of Apserger's i THINK {i;D} RATHER SLAP YOUR FACE THAN MINE, ACTUALLY....GOODBYE you know, kev, for an obviously intelligent guy, you can come across as REALLY STUPID sometimes h9wquhf938gh983gr-9813y8@!!!!!!!!!!\\ I was using and understanding Ohm's Law befoe your were fucking BORN, you twat I am done with you, asshole < redAndWhi> hi all! i have a quick question regarding PIC multiplication <@stu> redAndWhi they dont breed you make me so happy, stu <@stu> i have that effect on people remember gas crisis from january? i had no head for 3 weeks <@stu> feenode thinks i'm a troll because i compared linux distros to different types of animal faeces I was AFK, but then started getting mocked and stuff... so I'm just lying out the problem this time I'll really be AFK -!- renesis has joined #electronics < renesis> OH WRONG FUCKING NETWORK WTF -!- renesis has left #electronics {[]} <@stu> i can't help you if you say lolz f uck ing <@Charles> Are you a /b/tard, jero32? < jero32> i'm dutch < Hatrix> I need to make something that can cut a block of cheese into cubes oh FUCK trent reznor paid me individual attention on twitter I am dead. im worried that opensolaris might fry my core2quad processor. < fossiiil> Charles: Free energy is not bullshit. It's invisible energy, nothing more. <@stu> my washing machine jumps around a bit if i put more than about half a load in <@stu> sorry, i meant girlfriend, not washing machine http://www.apple.com/.. pretty cool <_mre|666> stu: finally come to terms with your baby dick? <_mre|666> fuckin douchebag asshole ... _mre|666 {[revived@tell.someone.who.gives.a-shit.com]} has left #electronics {[Leaving]} <<< < fossiiil> what device would you show to girl of your heart to make good impression? ;-) < don_> a hardware RAM disk < Sculptor> avrfreak's led beacon < don_> led bacon < don2> FETs amplify good feelings there aren't any polarized to220 resistors are there? ive given up printing PCB onto magazine paper and bla bla ba show us a project you've actually completed and i'll have respect i could but i have no need to prym: What operating system are you going to run on the gumstix? arm linux < timecop> is that a fucking ford pluged it! linux doesn't work loser i had to do this: chmod a+rw /dev/ttyS0 <<< just to get serial port working <@stu> i just ejected something down the toilet that resembled a black forest with cherry gateauex i did a course on using RT linux mm lunix nerds are pretty sad < CCFL_Man> THE_GFR|W: the only 220 zap is the one in my pants <@stu> i am the architect, i created the matrix <@stu> and now all i do is documentation :( -!- HotLava [krister@proyvind.net] has joined #electronics < HotLava> Hi. Can you fry rocks with electricity? < HotLava> (seriously) -!- HotLava [krister@proyvind.net] has quit [Quit: Buy more lava.] i jsut wanted to irc from it like outside some store while wifecop was wasting time shopping stu: i'm an audiophile myself i have no problems with linux my normal dsl router was being really strange its been great up to the last few days heh, it does actually run linux dont suppose anyone's seen a movie, its in german, and its about a mental asylum for midgets what are you suggesting, that when people reach a point due to health where they are no longer able to support themselves, that thre4y should just up and commit suicide? avrPhrera, i'm banned in ##electronics can you put a good word for me Sculptor: I am currently banned there myself. < macegr> hunger is the best spice < Rab> avrFreak probably has more sex than most people here. < IamLegion> Quick question about resisters, when a resister is working does it pull the full amount of current and reduce it on the other end or does it just draw the amount that is demanded on it. < dehuman> why would i use a shiftbrite? acon !bacon <`nico> avrPhreaq, are you having a !bacon seizure? < seravitae> do you reckon irc will ever die? < stu> yes < stu> when i leave, everyone will quit. < infinite_> any good salvageable parts in old satellite boxes? < timecop> no < longcat> is there a useful smartcard holder? < timecop> how would that be "useful". < Tailspin> like a smartcard holder attached to a 45 automatic ? *YEEEHAW* I got an appointment tomorrow with my opthalmologist to discuss the removal of my left eye. FINALLY smoking pot is not going to make me see in B&W thats just a fucking ignorant thing to say. and u have been ignored so no mind typing back bc i cant see it for real < avrPhreaq> damn! my eye refuses to focus this morning!!!! I am having a BITCH of a time resading my screen It is a fallacious assertion that I h ave never completed any projects with AVRs. I just haven't been able to complete any in the past few years < TinPony> Washington: 21 August 2009. The FDA is recommending banning of heavy duty lithium ion battery powered internal vibrators. you guys ever get goosebumps when you take a shit? < disgrunt> danbut u wije yo at 5:30 again <@causality> i am a quick stepping disco ninja < Lope> i want to try charge the dead cell < Lope> any chance of it blowing up? :) <@causality> yes <@causality> which will probably prompt you to continue < Rab> I knew those pics were familiar. ttmustang was harassing the channel with the exact same question in June of 2008. [September 2009] i like thick poles in my ass < TinPony> FET's were actually revealed tou us by aliens in 1945. < avrPhreaq> som instaed of laughing, why not EXPLAIN the fucking POINT????? < avrPhreaq> I believe this discussion was openedd with me saying "I don't get it" < avrPhreaq> I wasn't being "amusing," JB, I was making a threat < danielson> I only masterbate while drinking coke < avrPhreaq> asshole < avrFreak3> don't blame me for your ignorance, asshole I have two RAID5 storage arrays at home [...] I find that for most, a 1TB is way over kill unless you're operating some server or major system. or have vast amounts of child porn either eliminate the bacon trigger, or reenable MY access to it < avrPhreaq> weird...when I have windows open to eFnet channels, my video adapter makes an ugly buzzing noise, not so on freenode channels...why the network shoudl have ANYTHING to do with it is beyond me < Adversar> why isnt there world peace? goatse < longcat> I just have one more thing to say regarding this. And that's "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" `nico: women have more than one place to insert a penis, dude Q: <`nico> avrPhreaq, what about four guys and one lady? DV/DA? A: women also have two hands, `nico I am *WAY* past the blinking LED phase, dehuamn. I did that way back in 2002 it was tempting but i don't feel like i need to show off < avrPhreaq> Sculptor: Sure it is....I don't let anyone else use my lancet device. Also, while most people use each lancet only once, I use mine untilthey bounce off without penetration. I {can;t} afford to keep buying lancets. < Mare_> brb i have a idea < Mare_> if i ping out its because i died manage a` trois are not as much fun as they sound causality: there is nothing wrong with a good orgy, so long as every one is of legal age and not diseased. Photos of things like that are gratuitous and disgusting causality: admit it, you're jut angry that I have been in an orgy and you haven't. I assure you, you haven't missed that much you fucking religious funnymentalids asshole * FlipFlop solders jtag to his G-string < avrPhreaq> how come Charl gets off before causality? what is SRS Internet? I have a {neck beard} SOme on my chin, but none on my cheeks...I have never been able to grow hair on my face im a sex offendr and i find that shit disgusting < Rab> You can't be a paedo of fish. < Rab> But you sure can stick your dick in the caviar when nobody's looking. KwangPony: i wish i could bring my RCA 630TS chassis to you how about you send me bus fare and a little extra for food and i'll move in with you *forever* <<< nerd love at its worst you people are out of your fucking minds Causality: NO ONE is {older than me,} NO ONE < macegr> i shall be known as Mace, the Ruler of Shifted Light